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Elle Davis

Things I Never Thought I'd Say as a Mom

Posted by: on October 22nd, 2012

After becoming a mom, I swore I wouldn’t say some of the things I was told as a kid. To my surprise, there have been plenty of things I’ve said over the years that I was never expecting to say at all! Here are some of them:

10. Don’t chew on the coffee table.
9. Please stop biting. Those are mommy’s nipples.
8. What is that sticky stuff on my arm? Ahhh, snot.
7. Yes, I’ll buy that if you stop screaming.
6. You can’t hit daddy’s crotch like that.
5. Where are your clothes?
4. What’s in your mouth and where did you get it?
3. Where did your pants go? You just had them on.
2. The cat doesn’t want to be ridden.
1. Because I said so!

What are some of the unexpected things you’ve said to your children?

Elle's a work at home mom just trying to keep her sanity and 4 year old daughter in one piece. She's also a military wife to a great guy that she can complain about on occasion. If you give Elle peanut butter filled pretzels or a cherry limeade, she'll love you forever. Her laptop is an extra appendage and if it came down to it, she might give up her husband before she'd give up her computer. Elle's personal blog [...] Read More

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  • Laure

    Oh moi aussi, c’est tellement drôle la plupart de ces phrases, je m’étais juré de ne pas les dire, la pire c’est vraiment si tu arrêtes ça je te donne ça ! On a plein d’idées, de concepts avant d’être maman mais quand ils arrivent, il faut apprendre sur le tas. Mon livre de chevet c’est parents épanouis enfants épanouis de Faber et Mazlish. J’ai souvent besoin de le relire. Merci de partager ça avec nous. :)

  • http://twitter.com/LazyBabyMama Kelly Sater

    Don’t smell your sister

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