The Most Incredible Birth Story You’ll Ever Read

Are you prepared to go on the most wild ride of your life, as told by one couple’s Twitter accounts?

Marco Rogers and Aniyia Williams of San Francisco recently had quite the interesting experience with the birth of their daughter – Marco delivered her himself! In their home! With no medical staff on site. 

We’ll let their tweets do the talking:

We are waiting with bated breath.

And now our nerves are kicking in. 

Of course.

Aniyia, we praise you. 

Oooooookay….

THERE IS AN APP FOR WHEN YOU’RE GIVING BIRTH? 2016, baby!

Keeping it in mind, yes.

What an amazing team. A strong, badass woman and her helpful husband? YEP. Love it.

Oh god! 

ANIYIA, you are amazing. Never forget that. WARRIOR.

Out of all the words in the English language, we’re very glad they picked “banana.” Hell. Yes. 

Oh lord! 

Did we mention Aniyia runs her own damn company?!

We can’t even imagine. Oh wait, yes we can, SEEING AS WE KNOW HOW HORRIBLE CHILDBIRTH IS. Can’t even imagine it without the care and comfort of a hospital, quite honestly.

YES! Go to the hospital, go, go, go!

KAISER you need to calm down right now, what are you even doing?!

Okay, this might help…

WE ARE STRAPPED IN, MARCO. WE ARE READY.

Now for the flip side of things – let’s check on Aniyia.

Girl, you do what you gotta do. 

Now back to Marco – 

AHHH, IT’S ALL HAPPENING.

Are we in the movie Twister right now? We’re sweating. Are you guys sweating? Seriously, this is some serious stuff. 

Oh god, we know that. 

MARCO YOU ARE A DAMN GOOD MAN.

Back to the brave queen herself – 

F*CK THE BRA, F*CK THE WIG. Can this please be made into a motivational poster?!

LAY DOWN AND REST? Who can rest at a time like this?!

OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT IS RIGHT.

Except this is real life. And it’s somehow more intense than a movie!

Back to Aniyia – 

BACK TO MARCO – (THIS IS MORE INTENSE THEN ANYTHING WE’VE EVER EXPERIENCED)

We seriously can’t deal.

FORGET THE DAMN CAR, MARCO!

“I don’t have time to read shit.” Maybe our favorite quote from this whole thing?!

We’re starting to cry.

Our hearts are literally stopped.

No. Words.

Holy. Moly. Anyone else feel like they burned a thousand calories up until this point?!

Noted. 

Oh no! Oh god.

We can’t breathe, we can’t move. 

TEARS, EVERYWHERE, DOWN OUR FACE, ALL OVER.

We’re weeping. 

LOL HEY EMT’S  WE GOT THIS.

*Claps* *Lifts hands in praise*

Look at HER!

So beautiful. So perfect. Marco & Aniyia – you are our heroes. 

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