Let’s be honest… 2017 has been a shit show. But these hilarious tweets at least made the year a teeny bit bearable.
You should take some time out of your clusterf*ck of a day and get into these totally funny tweets about events, life with kids, shopping etc.
Look, I’m running on -8 hours of sleep. Don’t judge my actions!
*Sheds a tear for my delusional pre-child thinking.*
And will always out-asshole themselves daily.
Even his keyboard is disgusted by him and his mini hands.
And crying internally every day.
*Prepares self to hear the latest school yard drama between Jasmine and Becca.*
His misogynist ancestors are rolling in their graves… but are also confused about what a “twitter” is.
Technology never lies.
They can’t know all of your secrets!
Art imitates life… or vice versa?
No, but seriously who approved this?
Humble them real quick… there’s so much black mail potential.