Daddy said zero about days like this. You know, the ones that take a couple of days to get over & lots of sleep? Ahhh sleep, that thing I used to do before I had children. I miss it. It was comfortable, cozy and I could do it anytime I wanted. That is a thing of the past. I have had a full night’s sleep three times in well, years. No, I am not exaggerating. It’s all honesty with me, all the time. Buckle your safety harness, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. I’m about to share some things that Daddy doesn’t share. READ MORE
Yes, there is Christmas and Hanukkah.
Yes, there are Birthdays filled with balloons. And cake and kisses.
Yes, some even orgasm waiting for National Nacho Day (Nov.6) or Pharmacist Day (Jan. 12), which makes sense since after the one- you’ll need the other, but after all is said and done and after all the hoopla is over and the MasterCard hangover ensues, there is…. READ MORE
For any woman who is larger than a size 6, there is most likely an outfit or dress that doesn’t display her figure as flatteringly as she would like. READ MORE
Today my mom went with me to take my two kids to a really cool local play studio that offers all sorts of tactile, sensory and natural play things like a tub of cornmeal with miniature tigers and scoops, homemade yummy smelling play-doh, huge building blocks and more. Pinterest basically went into this place and threw up, its great. My 2 and 3 year olds love it! READ MORE
I like to think of myself as young. I mean, I can rock out to rap music and I watch “The MTV.” I also know my way around the Internets and I know text lingo (lol, ttyl).
I’m a pretty young and hip chick, although the fact that I refer to myself as a “hip chick” might actually disqualify me from being either one of those things.
Although I’m forever young in my mind, I’ve recently realized maybe I’m not as young as I think I am. READ MORE