Parenting
Youngsters
Kristen Bagwell

When You Can’t Meet Your Daycare’s High Standards: A Mom’s Rebuttal

Dear Busy Busy Day Care,

We started my son in your toddler program last month and I truly, honestly, love the program.

However.

I am starting to think this center is run by either Overachievers Anonymous or BoredDayCareStaffers.com. Every single week, the students have at least one assignment, if not two. You do realize the parents have to actually handle these requests, right? Oh and kudos to you for being relentless in making sure we meet your goals. READ MORE

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