Four Realistic Results of At-Home Spa Treatments
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15 Things Parents Do That Would Be Weird If They Didn’t Have Kids
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11 Ways Parenting Is Like Working In An Office
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What Is A Mom For Sale Worth?
For Sale: 1968 slightly worn out yet still in good condition Mom. Filter doesn’t always work, exhaust blows...
A Mom’s Afternoon… As Told Through Amy Poehler GIFs
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The 6 Types of Drop-Off Moms
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Why Moms Get Nothing Done
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Drunk Moms Talk About Their Kids
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Mom! MOM? Watch This! Mom!
My 5 year-old is currently in a “MOM, Watch this!” stage. I give her as much of my...
This has been a really hard week. We have been in the middle of a crazy heat wave, with no relief in the evening and my son has decided that sleeping at night just isn’t for him. I have now spent three nights out on the couch, not really sleeping. I am exhausted and hot and trying to find the mental strength to get through the next day. It’s moments like this I wish I had unlimited amounts of money and time and I could just hop a flight to an exotic destination and just go relax on the beach. I don’t even care if it’s just for a few days. READ MORE
Many toys seem to come and go in our house, but it is so nice when I see my kids (now 4 and almost 2) continue to play with certain toys months– or even years– after they first receive them. I love it even more if both of my kids will play with a toy at the same time.
Here are a few favorites that fit the above criteria. READ MORE
After Lillian was born and my 6 weeks of maternity leave was up, I headed back to work part time. I worked 5am-9am so Luke took care of her in the morning, then dropped her off with me on his way to work, and Lils and I would walk home for the day. While the hours were super early, and I worked for a remote call center, I still had some guaranteed adult interaction five days a week which was so great and awesome and necessary. READ MORE
After about a month of sleep deprivation, the question on every new parent’s mind is, “When will my child sleep through the night?!” Then they yawn and doze off while pouring yet another cup of coffee. READ MORE
This Just In: A Mandatory 10 Step Training Course has been implemented for all soon-to-be parents. If you skillfully and successfully endure the various challenges involved, while being tethered to a lifelike, hungry doll that cries often, you will be prepared for bringing home a newborn. If you fail, good luck to you. READ MORE