Mothers’ Day should come once a MONTH, amirite? In my opinion, we do not get celebrated enough. I mean, this sh*t is HARD! On top of keeping our offspring fed, healthy and clean, we also have to grow them into responsible, well-adjusted adults. No pressure or anything. So for this week, I decided that we need something extra special to celebrate Mothers’ Day. I shall call this the Mommy’s Little Helper Margarita. It is a beautiful shade of purple, which represents royalty and wealth; because we should all be treated like the Queens we are on this day. Read More
In the course of trying to write this blog, I have organized my files, cleaned out my daughters’ closet, gone running twice in one day, found myself online signing up for a new cleansing diet (which is supposed to save me from cancer, wrinkles and menopause) and watching a documentary that has been sitting on my desk for a month.
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Sixteen years ago, somewhere around this time of the year, I discovered I was pregnant with my first child. I was too young to be a mother, and my fantasies of motherhood were proof of that naiveté. I’d promised my husband, who at the time was my steady boyfriend, that I would dutifully stock up on packages of Huggies and Tear Free shampoo, which, in my world, meant we’d have everything we needed to raise a child. I knew nothing about being a mother. Read More
This week’s MommyTube video is truly a golden oldie. We love this kid to pieces, and the truth is, even if you’ve seen this video a hundred times, it never stops being funny. It’s like cheese…it just gets better with age! Brb, have to go watch it 5 more times.