This little boy seems to have made his way into mommy’s private stash. For a solid few hilarious moments, Mom’s laughing way too hard (no pun intended, we swear) to steal her dildo back. Boy, there’s a sentence you probably never thought you’d read. READ MORE
These parents decided to surprise their two daughters by announcing their newest baby in a pretty creative way! It’s really entertaining to watch the confusion on their faces before it dawns on them what’s happening. READ MORE
They saw each other across a busy room.
She dropped her chin, and the corners of her youthful mouth pulled up ever so slightly.
His uniform made the walk even more enticing.
She began to part her lips.
His voice was pleasant.
Her hair smelled like a spring morning.
And it was done.
Now, let’s skip forward a year, and tell the unicorns with rainbow farts to get out of your house, and discuss how the hell to pull together a wedding on a dime, because seriously, unless you’ve just hit the lotto, or have a mother named Bunny with old money- this is going to cost the fortune you do not have. READ MORE