As I’ve mentioned before, I was once part of the outside-the-house working world, with its requisite commutes and...
Not a day goes by lately when I’m not offered some type of test or quiz on Facebook....
It’s time to face the facts: kids are totally dicks. Before you get mad, watch the video. ...
Fake commercial for a product every mom should own....
Made and blew some bubbles with the littles the other day. This is what it looked like, according...
Your mommy blog started off as celebration of your children, who now only distract you from your mommy...
“Mommy, you’re really beautiful even though your butt’s really big.” Yes, that’s an actual quote from an actual...
When I was seventeen and pregnant, I had a well-meaning aunt suggest that maybe I should give my baby...
Since I have had my daughter, there have been many moments and situations where I have found myself...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my mom. Come wipe my poo....
I love sex and lucky for me, still enjoy having frequent (most weeks) sex with The Big Guy. That being said, having sex while five children are roaming the house can sometimes turn into a black ops mission…...
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As I've said before, I like try to use what I have on hand, when searching for cocktail recipes. This is more cost effective and convenient – for you and for me! My favorite find so far has been whipped cream vodka. I don't know how th...
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It’s no wonder this video has been watched over three million times in less than a week. Baby Louise was born with Albinism and as a result has been plagued with eyesight problems, even at her young age.
This video shows her adorable reaction after her new glasses are placed on her face and she sees her mother for the first time. READ MORE
I have been working at a new job, a pilot for FOX called BOOMERANG, which has wonderful actors and is brilliantly written by Davey Holmes (Shameless, Awake, Pushing Daisy’s). Anthony Lapaglia, who I have been a fan of since “LANTANA’,...
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Who says you can’t have your brownies and eat them too?! These brownies are delicious and they aren’t loaded with any oil or butter. It’s a perfect treat without all of the guilt. Dreams do come true, brownie lovers. Enjoy...
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Dear Frozen,
My daughter can’t quit you and that’s a big problem for me. You see, ever since you came out, all she wants to do is dress up in princess attire, watch your movie, and talk about Elsa and Anna. My sister even bought her this Anna doll that is motion activated. It comes on whenever anyone is within 96 miles. Our cats set it off nightly and not even locking it inside a trunk is enough to keep it quiet. It’s like a less psychotic but somehow more annoying version of Chucky. On a completely related note, my sister and I are now estranged. READ MORE
My 2 1/2 year old, the little hummingbird, is a really picky eater and I’m a really bad cook. Actually, it’s more due to the fact that I don’t like to cook and if I do then there’s a lot of cursing and my husband pro...
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Unfortunately, there are some unpleasant tasks that come with being a woman and grocery shopping is at the top of the list. It’s accompanied by waxing and listening to your 4th grader practice his recorder for three consecutive hours. I w...
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In case you didn’t already know, I love coffee. LOVE it. It is the reason I live and breathe, it’s how I wake up in the mornings and quite honestly, it’s my anti-bitch device. In most cases, anyway. So when my friend found...
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This post is brought to you by And So It Goes, starring Diane Keaton and Michael Douglas. Now available on Digital HD and on DVD and Blu-Ray. There is a really big difference between dating in your teens or in college and dating when you&#...
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We as a society have the tendency to build up celebrities and turn them into inhuman idols. Arguably the biggest example of this phenomenon is Beyonce; wouldn’t you agree? Well, after this video… we aren’t so sure. READ MORE
Adorable baby Yerin put up with her dad’s games for a little while, but eventually she had to put a stop to the madness. We can’t blame her though—something had to be done. Otherwise she would never be able to get through that...
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In every space movie I’ve ever seen, the most dangerous part of the trip is always re-entry. Hurtling back to Earth at high speed, searing heat and vibration threatening to break the ship apart. Gasps of relief when the heroes make it...
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