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Stretch Marks The Spot

Ah the postpartum body… What a horrifying vessel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. It just grew a person. What a magical, wonderful, machine. It’s still horrifying....Read More
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  • Defending My Little Badass

    Sadie Roy Silver was born on June 23, 2009.   She’s named after my Grandpa Roy. Now, I know it’s out of fashion to brag about one’s kid but… she’s a badass. She wears nothing but jeans on bottom, short-sleeved superhero t-shirts...

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  • Pregnant or Not, Get Ready To Pee Your Pants Laughing

    Pretty sure this is the world’s best commentary on Mompetition ever. Get ready to die at 2:05....

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  • Mommytube
    WTF 810 x 450 (3)

    This Kid Has Discovered A New Toy… That Was Definitely Not Made For Children. Oops.

    This little boy seems to have made his way into mommy’s private stash. For a solid few hilarious moments, Mom’s laughing way too hard (no pun intended, we swear) to steal her dildo back. Boy, there’s a sentence you probably never thought you’d read. READ MORE

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  • A Pretty Accurate Representation of Conversations With Children

    Convos With My 2 Year Old may now be Convos With My 3 Year Old, but it’s no less entertaining. ...

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