Sometimes kids say funny shit. Well most of the time they do actually… because they don’t know how to lie just yet.
They’ll learn soon enough. Here’s some of the best tweets we’ve come across this week featuring our favorite humans… kids.

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That’ll send him to bed on time every night!

Yikes 2x

Should be lucky I’m chauffeuring you in the first place!

Snuck in a few episodes of Breaking Bad while I was asleep eh?

Just like a crazy person.

What do you have to be cranky about?

Sometimes it’s your own parents… smh

Ask your digital aunties!

We love moms who are unapologetic about their bad “assery”… if that’s even a word. New mom, Serena Williams is definitely at the top of our list of women who are all about breaking mom-norms as well as records, promoting self-care, confidence and pushing boundaries. All while getting down to Beyonce. We’re pretty big fans of this champ, so we’re dedicating this Mom Crush Monday to her!

Let’s be honest… 2017 has been a shit show. But these hilarious tweets at least made the year a teeny bit bearable.

You should take some time out of your clusterf*ck of a day and get into these totally funny tweets about events, life with kids, shopping etc.

Look, I’m running on -8 hours of sleep. Don’t judge my actions!

*Sheds a tear for my delusional pre-child thinking.*

And will always out-asshole themselves daily.

Even his keyboard is disgusted by him and his mini hands.

And crying internally every day.

*Prepares self to hear the latest school yard drama between Jasmine and Becca.*

His misogynist ancestors are rolling in their graves… but are also confused about what a “twitter” is.

Technology never lies.

They can’t know all of your secrets!

Art imitates life… or vice versa?

No, but seriously who approved this?

Humble them real quick… there’s so much black mail potential.

Many of us would agree that it’s easier to communicate our feelings indirectly, with some sort of barrier separating ourselves and the other person – writing love letters, sending text messages, etc. But what if that divide didn’t exist? How much easier or harder would it be to convey those same emotions face-to-face, with no barrier to hide behind?

Echo Storytelling Agency, a writing and filmmaking company, came up with a project that allows fathers and their children to share the feelings that always seem to be the hardest to communicate – love and gratitude. Watch as these people ask their fathers the simplest, yet most difficult question to answer: “What about me makes you proud?”

This Father’s Day, if you have any strong emotions you’d like your fathers to know, be sure to #TellThemNow.


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“Maybe I think I’m only doing a 7, but if I’ve got a kid to write a letter like this, it’s gotta be closer to 10.” Being a parent is hard and sometimes you never know if you’re being the best you can be. In this video, parents are pretty hard on themselves and the job they’re doing, but end up getting a heartwarming surprise.

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Parenting is hard, but so worth it. This ad for Extra Space Storage focuses on all the things these parents wish they had known before having a baby. Watch them share 10 important tips for the expecting.

Remember those posters that lined the walls of classrooms, featuring a kitten holding on by a tiny, little paw to a breaking branch, with the words “HANG IN THERE” thrown across it?

Inspiration posters 101! Well BuzzFeed recently made this hilarious list of inspirational posters with dad quotes. They are so spot on and so perfect – enjoy!

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It’s no secret that the images we post on Instagram are a virtual window into our perfectly filtered life. On IG, our kids are perfect… always ready to smile for the camera, their hair is always combed, their clothes are unstained and wrinkle-free, and they get along wonderfully with their younger siblings. Obviously on Instagram, our kids are perfect.

Let’s be real… for every solid picture of your kid on Instagram, there are 30 failed attempts of the same image sitting in your camera folder. Yup, cat’s out the bag. Here are Kids on Instagram vs. Kids In Real life. Is there a filter that puts a glass of wine in our hands so we don’t lose our cool?

 

1. Playing with the dog on Instagram.

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Via @kamicak13

Playing with the dog in real life.

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Via Sodahead

2. Bedtime on Instagram.

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Via @carolaig

Bedtime in real life.

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Via Upopin

3. Painting on Instagram.

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Via @twisted_six_photography

Painting in real life.

art2
Via Facebook

4. Family time on Instagram.

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Via @thecortreport

Family time in real life.

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Via 4Gifs

5. Sibling bonding on Instagram.

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Via @carly_cgtcd

Sibling bonding in real life.

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Via Imgur

6. Outfit of the day on Instagram.

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Via NYMag

Outfit of the day in real life.


Via Pinterest

7. Meal time on Instagram.

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Via @ashleyme25

Meal time in real life.

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Via Womens9

8. Going swimming on Instagram.

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Via @rgaranhani

Going swimming in real life.

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Via The Chive

9. Baking with kids on Instagram.

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Via @lenakayw

Baking with kids in real life.

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Via Womens9

10. Christmas on Instagram.

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Via @_m_a_c_daddy

Christmas in real life.

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Via Funny As A Duck

11. Playing in the water on Instagram.

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Via @alerainer

Playing in the water in real life.

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Via 4Gifs

12. Playing with Mom’s things on Instagram.

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Via @proudmommy513

Playing with Mom’s things in real life.


Via Taush Pointo

13. Playing sports on Instagram.

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Via @amitbarkan73

Playing sports in real life.


Via 4Gifs

14. Sharing with others on Instagram.

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Via @annmishina

Sharing with others in real life.

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Via Simple Machine

15. Potty time on Instagram.

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Via @_innagram_

Potty time in real life.


Via Gifbin

16. Exploring nature on Instagram.

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Via @biddleandbop

Exploring nature in real life.

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Via Imgur

17. Helping with chores on Instagram.

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Via @catwoodard

Helping with chores in real life.

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Via Facebook

18. Beach trips on Instagram.

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Via @natalia_trubina

Beach trips in real life.

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Via Giphy

19. Hairstyles on Instagram.

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Via @alitaywomack

Hairstyles in real life.

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Via Newslinq