Lisa is a humor blogger who plays an unconvincing lawyer in real life. She shouldn't be allowed around sharp objects, breakables, or carbohydrates. She prefers dogs over most people and food over most everything. She doesn't have children mostly because she can barely take care of herself. She does have a husband who tolerates her, but she's not sure why. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything, except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.

Deck The Balls With String And Spandex

My husband and I are spending the holidays on a beach, avoiding the annoyances that come with the holidays, like Christmas cards bragging about the lives of people we barely know, obligatory ...
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