Lisa is a humor blogger who plays an unconvincing lawyer in real life. She shouldn't be allowed around sharp objects, breakables, or carbohydrates. She prefers dogs over most people and food over most everything. She doesn't have children mostly because she can barely take care of herself. She does have a husband who tolerates her, but she's not sure why. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything, except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.
It’s no secret that I’m not the hugest Christmas person in the world, which makes no sense, as Christmas has all the makings of a Lisa Newlin favorite holiday. Food? Check. Presents? Check? ... Read more
My husband and I are spending the holidays on a beach, avoiding the annoyances that come with the holidays, like Christmas cards bragging about the lives of people we barely know, obligatory ... Read more
It’s the holiday season, and with that comes eating pounds of candy in the name of Christmas and drinking large amounts of alcohol. I don’t need an excuse this time of year to get loaded, but ... Read more
Unless you live in the middle of nowhere, you probably have neighbors.* *If you live in the middle of nowhere, are you looking to sell to a brilliantly hilarious blogger? I’ve lived in many ... Read more
Unfortunately, there are some unpleasant tasks that come with being a woman and grocery shopping is at the top of the list. It’s accompanied by waxing and listening to your 4th grader practice ... Read more