Karen was a high school English teacher in her former life. Then she started spitting out kids and traded in her need-to-be-dry-cleaned clothes (as well as her brain cells) for a life of potty-training, Legos, and Sprout TV. She is Mommy to three small monsters, and when she has a rare free minute to herself, she enjoys reading novels and writing (and going for a run every 12 days or so). Find her monthly articles at KC Parent magazine, and follow her blog (which is 75% about her children’s bodily functions) at 21stcenturysahm.blogspot.com.
Okay, you big-breasted Berthas, you are right — looks like you do have it rough, with your fruitless quests for over-the-shoulder boulder holders and creepy stares from men (and women) at your ... Read more
So I thought I knew what parenthood would be like. Because I was a kid once, who had parents. And since that is all I knew, I figured… yeah, it will be a lot like that. Maybe a little different, ... Read more
As Mothers Day 2015 approaches, I am reminded of a conversation I had with a colleague years ago, before I had kids. She was describing her ideal Mothers Day, and it did not involve her kids. Her ... Read more