Elena Drake was born and raised in sunny Southern California. She was a stay-at-home mom to her five kids for 5 years when she started up a network of blogs that connected her with the agency she currently works full time for. She loves her family, her job, chocolate, Jameson on the rocks, smutty novels and Robert Pattinson.
Hi. It’s me, Eden’s mom. Have you missed us? Eden’s been busy turning 7, learning all the lyrics to Hamilton the musical by heart and faking sick at school 2-3 times a week so I’ll come pick her ... Read more
Previously on Shit Eden Says: Eden was threatening to throw people’s mouths in the garbage and talking smack on Chipotle (blasphemy). But that was so 2014-ish. She’s since turned 6, which is like ... Read more
Is it strangely quiet in your house lately? Are your kids burying their noses in a book for hours at a time? If so, there is a strong possibility that they’ve been bitten by The Hunger Games bug. ... Read more
Remember that time I told you I have 5 kids? That was completely true. What I didn’t tell you is they’re amazing and crazy and they make me feel amazing, but mostly just crazy. I didn’t realize ... Read more