A.K. Turner is the New York Times bestselling author of This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store, Mommy Had a Little Flask, and Hair of the Corn Dog. Once upon a time she wanted to be a Secret Agent, but she’s finally letting go of that because ugh it just sounds like too much work. She regularly enjoys four of the seven deadly sins. The best four. She also travels often with her husband and two daughters, and is currently at work on her next book, Tasmania with Children and Other Devils.
When your tearful six-year-old bursts into your room in the morning sobbing that the Tooth Fairy didn’t come, you’re going to feel like crap, so it’s a good idea to avoid such situations at all costs. Read more
Dear Daughter, I have a decade before you’ll leave the nest. Ten years is forever to you, but a quick breeze to me. Before it flies by, here’s my advice. Take it seriously. Take it with a grain ... Read more
As a child, I found Thanksgiving to be the most lamentable of holidays. It came with no gifts, mascots, candy or songs, and compared to the pink hearts of Valentine’s Day, the giddy greens and ... Read more