Confessions

Confessions of a Stay At Home Mom

My house is a mess; laundry is piled up, no one knows where the iron is, and dinner is never ready by five p.m., if we even have dinner....Read More
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  • Baby Steps Into Joy

    Almost nothing makes me happier than to help people. Don’t get me wrong, not in the saintly way, but quite the opposite actually, in the selfish way. Turning someone on to a face cream, a recipe, teacher, book, exercise regime, etc. give...

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  • Top 5 Apps for Parents

    Using technology to help make your life as a parent easier and taking advantage of the digital age we live in today? What could be smarter? These five apps will hopefully make your life just a little bit easier. You’re welcome!...

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  • Pregnancy

    12 Things Nobody Tells You About Pregnancy

    It is a miracle. It is a joyous experience. Birthing my 2 (soon to be 3) kids = my life’s greatest achievements. However, there are many aspects to pregnancy and birth that no one talks about. So I will....Read More
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  • A Totally Normal Interaction.

    “It’s so hot in here. Maybe we’re coming down with something.”...

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  • It’s A Little Disturbing How Similar This Is To Real Life

    Okay, we all love Pinterest but if you’re an avid pinner this may seem creepily familiar. A little too familiar. ...

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  • Mommytube

    Marine Surprises His Sister on Her Wedding Day

    Get an entire box of kleenex ready immediately because this marine surprising his sister moments before she gets married is literally the most feeling-inducing video on the internet. READ MORE

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  • How To: Throw A Themed Party

    I love themed parties. As a girl, my parents threw an annual Hat Party, where, as you guessed, invitees were required to wear a hat to get into the event. Guests were creative, and I remember one year a friend of theirs came wearing nothing...

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  • Mommytube

    Potty-Mouthed Princesses Drop F-Bombs for Feminism

    This video is pretty f*cking great. READ MORE

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    Complaints

    The Checkout Line Makes People Ask Dumb Adoption Questions

    Remember when your teacher told you, “The only dumb question is one you don’t ask.” That is not always true. This is a true story about dumb questions....Read More
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  • De-Grading Our Children

    Alright, be honest, how many of you parents punish your children for bringing home bad grades? It seems like almost everyone I meet has a similar philosophy of applying consequences for bad grades, the same way one would give consequences f...

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  • Fruit And Vegetable Wash

    Here’s a very simple, do it yourself fruit and veggie wash. This is a natural and non-toxic spray that has grapefruit seed extract, which is a must to have on hand when living a more earth-friendly lifestyle. Grapefruit seed extract h...

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  • Infant/Toddlers
    Felicity Huffman's What The Flicka - Mandatory 10 Step New Parent Training Course
    Julia Arnold

    Mandatory 10 Step New Parent Training Course

    This Just In: A Mandatory 10 Step Training Course has been implemented for all soon-to-be parents. If you skillfully and successfully endure the various challenges involved, while being tethered to a lifelike, hungry doll that cries often, you will be prepared for bringing home a newborn. If you fail, good luck to you. READ MORE

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  • Felicitations For October: You Can Dish It Out, But You Can’t Take It

    We don’t throw the neighborhood Halloween party anymore, which is sad because I love to be scared and I love scaring people. At NYU, my roommate and I spent two years in an all out “scare war”…until we mistakenly jumped...

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  • My Antidepressant Has Made My Downtown Lady Depressed

    After being on an antidepressant for the last several months, my lady friend down south is not a happy camper. I know that’s one of the side effects but c’mon, you’d think that by now they would’ve come up with somet...

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